||[Jun. 3rd, 2004|10:07 am]
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:|
One half-gallon of 2% milk
One carton of eggs
One quart of orange juice
One head of romaine lettuce
One 2 lb. can of coffee
One 1 lb. package of bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a
drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated,
"You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued
by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.
She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly
unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know what,
you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly!"