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Netherworld [Sep. 30th, 2004|05:12 am]
Netherfreak
It's that time again. Time for ltex and gelatin and blood to mix creating that wonderful food called fear.
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(no subject) [Jul. 27th, 2004|12:23 am]
Netherfreak
Gaia Online anime roleplaying community
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(no subject) [Jul. 27th, 2004|12:21 am]
Netherfreak
Gaia Online anime roleplaying community
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(no subject) [Jun. 18th, 2004|09:12 pm]
Netherfreak
We regret to announce the unpleasant expiration of Netherfreak, who on the 4th of December of this year was meticulously bored to death by a large rabid squirrel. This unfortunate incident occurred in a murky swamp in New York City. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Well, there goes the rest of my day..." just before expiring. Netherfreak is survived by several houseplants. Funeral services will be held the 7th of next month..Find your obit here
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(no subject) [Jun. 15th, 2004|02:37 pm]
Netherfreak
What kind of disease are you?

Anthony:

Anthony is caused by monkeys.




Anthony disease causes a constant lack of clothing.
The only way to cure Anthony infection is to speak backwards for the rest of your life.
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(no subject) [Jun. 15th, 2004|02:37 pm]
Netherfreak
What kind of disease are you?

Netherfreak:

Netherfreak is caused by Satan.




Netherfreak disease causes immediate spontaneous combustion.
To cure Netherfreak infection, keep a live squirrel in your underpants for a week.
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(no subject) [Jun. 11th, 2004|09:51 am]
Netherfreak
lancelot
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who!


What Monty Python Character are you?
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Still alive [Jun. 8th, 2004|05:37 pm]
Netherfreak
City of Heroes is sucking me dry though...
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(no subject) [Jun. 3rd, 2004|10:07 am]
Netherfreak
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:

One half-gallon of 2% milk
One carton of eggs
One quart of orange juice
One head of romaine lettuce
One 2 lb. can of coffee
One 1 lb. package of bacon.

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a
drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of
the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated,
"You must be single."

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued
by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.

She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly
unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her
marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know what,
you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly!"
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(no subject) [Jun. 3rd, 2004|09:41 am]
Netherfreak
Life Imitates "Christine": On January 30, as Angel Eck, 20, drove
her Pontiac Sunfire on Interstate 70 toward Denver, Colo., she
suddenly could not slow down. The car was locked in overdrive and
climbed to 100 mph; the ignition would not disengage; and the clutch
and accelerator were stuck. A half-hour later, two enterprising
Denver police officers, having been alerted by cell phone and
reprising a tactic from the old "CHiPs" TV show, slowed the car by
allowing it to repeatedly bump the rear of their squad car until
it came to a stop. A few days later, idling in the shop at Green
Mountain Auto Service, the car jumped gears and pinned a mechanic
against an inside wall until a colleague set the emergency brake
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